Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Change of cast

My good readers, rip van's decided to take a break from blogspot. And to take his, er, her, place, I give you - wait for it - fiddlesticks! **smiles happily**

Come to think of it, this blog has mostly been sleeping, and that's exactly what the proverbial Rip Van does too, so maybe that's why! Now howzzat for some sophistry? (gre fodus, you better grin now!)

Wonder how long this one will last, now.

Exit rip van winkle. Enter fiddlesticks.

78 comments:

fiddlesticks said...

Damn, I was hoping they wouldn't change the footers from all the posts.

Naren said...

Here are some interesting anagrams of Fiddlesticks -

Dicks Stifled
Sticks Fiddle
Dick Fed Slits
Dick Fed Silts
Dick Fed Lists
Dick Feds Slit
Dick Led Fists
Dick Lids Fest
Dicks Ed Lifts
Dicks Ed Flits
Dicks Fed Silt
Dicks Fed List
Dicks Feds Lit
Dicks Led Fits
Dicks Led Fist
Dicks Lid Fest
Disc Fed Kilts
Disc Kid Felts
Cleft Did Kiss
Ticks Did Self
Ticks Fed Lids
Stick Did Self

Might be a little perverted of me, but the interesting ones are really those. The other anagrams don't make sense, so they ain't interesting!

Vidya said...

mad female
how is fiddlesticks better than ripvan? and is this ur idea of a new post? hmphh
c'mon give me somethin longer to read :P
and hey all of u r showin off ur gre skills i feel so left out :'(

Vidya said...

LOL!! @ naren
anagram champ (ripvan) lets see how many more u can give us :P

Naren said...

ah, gre.. learning a thousand words to make no point at all! what is the point, vidya?? any opinions?

Naren said...

oh, ripvanwinkle - Lawn Viper Kin

Vidya said...

I see no point. Except that you could show-off. Using them in your blog is one way to do that. But then whats the point of doing that? Its just making reading a lot more difficult or should i say arduous? I've to use the dictionary while reading these posts which makes me wanna say 'no, thank you very much'

Vidya said...

lol again, lawn viper kin! she does look like a snake, her forehead esp :P more like voldemort i must say.

Vidya said...

and what the hell is fiddlesticks?

Naren said...

woah, you just used arduous!! :D

Fodu!!

Lets use GRE words, shall we, in usual chat? open word, and use thesaurus to find big words. we have to show profound fecundity and be assiduous in this respect to achieve success.

Naren said...

fiddlesticks is an old word for impatience. also can use fiddle-faddle.

In which case, the anagrams -

Dad Fiddle Elf
Dad Fed Filled
Dad Field Fled
Dad Flied Fled
Faded Fled Lid
Fad Lidded Elf
Fad Diddle Elf
Lad Fiddle Fed

definitely not as interesting as fiddlesticks, wouldn't you agree, vidya?

Vidya said...

how do you reckon i used that, thesaurus to the rescue!

Vidya said...

agree 100%! and confabulating in such words that a common man doesnt comprehend is pointless! im felling browned off now..

Naren said...

I concur with you, pal,
cos it does make one feel small;
Kill me if I am wrong,
But they all go boing-boing-boing!

Vidya said...

boing and wrong rhyme?
they wont!not even if u pay me a dime,
this ms person is gonna kill us,
lets run n board the bus before she does!

Vidya said...

fabulous ideas ahead
fatso u are gonna be so dead
oh wait u already are
in heaven with ur blog waging a war

Naren said...

There is something called poetic license,
I evoked it to MS' anger incense,
See, the above line thought straight doesn't make sense,
that's what i mean, thou woman dense!

Naren said...

Oh, don't give it all away,
Let us hold her in sway,
Letting the cat out of the bag,
is such a huge drag!

Vidya said...

lol!
roll!
rock!
mind block!

Naren said...

Ah, is that a poem,
that's now how we do 'em;
Wake up, little miss,
and give me something like this!

Vidya said...

how dare u insult me?
thats as rude as rude can be
and that is poem, an awesome one
did u know that multitasking is good fun? :P

Naren said...

Multitasking might be good fun,
but it leaves jobs left undone;
Of course, if you are jobless,
you can do stuff in excess!

Vidya said...

why are you taking so long?
are you awake? ding-dong
c'mon write something quick
jus put the words together and make them click!

Naren said...

Someone was talking of multitasking,
and look who's now asking!
It does take time, thou wench
it is not a toast French!

Vidya said...

1/4 * 100 = twenty five
in the pool of awesomeness we must dive
hey lets talk about something
how abt the greatness of my kinetic zing? :P

Vidya said...

Stick Did Self
i'm still laughing at this one :-\

Naren said...

put-put-put-put-put-put-put,
and then it goes all kaput!
A sloth can blink its eye faster,
do something about it, sister! :P

Vidya said...

it ain't that bad!
now u jus make me sad
u come here and take it for a ride
burn some petrol and feel it glide

Vidya said...

now, lets start something new

Naren said...

oh yes, I was about to tell you

codename_047 said...

WELL.. i think the sophistry of ur blog has been compensated by the ingenuity nd flamboyance of vid nd naren...comments mak for more interestin readin than the actual post...

Vidya said...

please let me be among the enlightened few!

Naren said...

question is, will manasa sue??

codename_047 said...

nyway.. for instigating a set of such nice comments... TY SLEEPIN BEAUTY!!
some day whn i kiss u i hope u wake!!!! :D

Vidya said...

rofl, who cares what manasa will do?

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Naren said...

simply put, true!

Vidya said...

thou is a sophisticated way of saying thu?

Naren said...

u, it means you!

Naren said...

Ok, readers, we have decided on doing something else now. We have had so many movies with double roles, triple roles etc. and more recently, Dasavatharam with 10 roles. What we are going to do is simple - be 2 very different Manasas. How different can be seen as the drama progresses.

Vidya said...

Manasa1- Hey did you ppl know that manasas sounds like man's ass?

Naren said...

Manasa2 (waking up to the tunes of Jhalak Dikhlaja on her cell): Woah, are you here as a soul? Forgive me, the pun was unintended!

Naren said...

End of scene 1!

Now a half an hour's break for make up, during which you might have some performances by others of the our group, Jobless Gobs!

Vidya said...

how the hell does this work

Vidya said...

yay! thats how they are put to use!
so complicated induces a mind fuse
i better stop this at this instant
else im sure to make an active volcano out of a one thats dormant :P

Vidya said...

i'm all alone now
ruin this more, i wonder how
all i can do is sing tra-la-la
now ms'll say blah :P

Vidya said...

stick did self
still laughing :-\

codename_047 said...

manasa 1 - aye ppl every1 says i hav lot of head weight .. is it true??

codename_047 said...

manasa 2 - tht is strange .. ppl say i talk peter tamil.... don`t u think i am the one with the head weight??

Vidya said...

fiddlesticks is something of little value?
or is it a violin bow?
why is my words iq so low? :(
and hey i got an idea out of the blue :-B

Vidya said...

1/2 *100 + 1 = fifty one
my oh my this is fun
pashoe dint let me rejoice no. fifty
i'm off now, will be back after tea!

Naren said...

Fans and admirers,

I am sorry about the streaker named codename_047 who disturbed the consequent performances by Vidya. Let me hope to make a few things clear here. As founders of Jobless Gobs, we (Naren and Vidya) reserve the right to take in or kick out people. Pashoe, you need to make a request and an exam will be held to test the following facets - Scale of joblessness, can-you-type-as-fast-as-you-speak, creativity, sense of humor and joblessness. And no hurting remarks shall be made against the targeted member.

There is only one rule in Jobless Gobs - There will be no Gobless Jobs assigned.

We profusely apologize regarding the aforementioned incident.

Naren

RaSh said...

I'm wondering if this is the right place.. Err..

Anyway if changing "cast" helps you put up a better show, so be it. But I'm hoping the next post won't be yet another "cast change" announcement :P

Waiting for a proper post!

Naren said...

As half the troupe has gone for tea,
the mantle falls upon me,
to hold everything together,
and not make this all a bother!

Naren said...

But a bother it is to MS,
she'll surely seek revenge against us,
But I must say that the Jobless Gobs,
are not afraid of any blobs!

Naren said...

Blobs there was an allusion to fatso,
In your DC that's what you're called so,
Why you chose such a name so opposite,
is something that is not explicit!

Naren said...

To be explicit, this is boring,
the troupe appears to be snoring,
I'll have to change tack,
or switch off the comp and pack!

Naren said...

I shall wait for my comrade to come back,
and then do whatever to change tack,
I am also damn soporific,
2 hours of sleep would be terrific!

Naren said...

I am as sure as hell,
that the sounds coming pell-mell,
is Vidya laughing like an elf,
at Stick Did Self! :-/

Vidya said...

The Jobless Gobs are now gonna take a break
We'll be back with some more crap and some cake
So Long, Auf wiedersehen! With these words I'll log out
Don't you worry, we'll soon be back without a doubt

Naren said...

In other terms-

shalom
farvel
au revoir
αντίο! γεια σου!
arrivederci
addio
commiato
Adeus!
прощание, до свидания
adi�s, hasta la vista,
hasta luego, hasta pronto
totsiens

vidya said...

u forgot to add-
tata
birla
goodbye
alvida
accha - aashi
accha yetho
khuda hafiz
saya pergi dulu
zai jin

gg

kniOledge ( Oink ) said...

er have i come to the wrong place or smthin , or was this once a certain rip van's blog ?
in case of the latter, accept my eulogies.

fiddlesticks said...

I can barely stop laughing enough to type,
Who knew good ol' fiddle could create such hype?!
Sue you? Kill you? Anger incense?
Nothing's more far-fetched, good heavens!
And now, with this most encouraging of starts,
It's gonna be a while 'fore fiddlesticks departs!

smilingassassin said...

a.it is not hype.. its thrash...if u were confused

b.naren n vidya..i wud like to introduce u to gtalk :P

c.manasa 1:if u say so
manasa 2: as u like it

who is the more diplomatic one???

Vidya said...

gtalk is for ppl like u! we are more innovative tyvm! and its not thrash,its awesomeness, not everyone can understand it!! and the ms1 n ms2 dint make any sense to me and for ppl like to, diplomatic is the best way to answer!! gm now

ps- gtalk sucks horseass!! yahoo \m/

smilingassassin said...

a.it is not hype.. its thrash...if u were confused

b.naren n vidya..i wud like to introduce u to yahoo :P

c.manasa 1:if u say so
manasa 2: as u like it

who is the more diplomatic one???

smilingassassin said...

that was for b...
as for a).. i wud say prspective
and c.. manasa found it funny.. :)

N said...

Fiddlesticks,
Is this a blog or an asylum? ;)
But ten points to N and V! They must try to publish the exchange somewhere.
And mine is comment # 69. Tee-hee!

fiddlesticks said...

n,
In my case, they are one and the same :)
The Jobless Gobs deserve a wider audience, I agree.
And yeah, I was wondering how long the comment # would go unnoticed :P

N said...

Lol, my intentions behind mentioning the comment # were a bit on the darker side :P

fiddlesticks said...

Erm ok!

Naren said...

Mr. N,

I bet you waited until 69 to post your comment! :D

vidya said...

lol!
don't act like you dint get why N said the tee-hee, ms.ms!

vidya said...

and the no. of comments here is increasing nicely :)

fiddlesticks said...

Now why would you think I didn't understand that?

N said...

Uh-oh.

Full Of Life said...

err..i read it long after the action was over...all i can say or rather emote is
O.o